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October 19, 2010 / scherstuhl

Porno Cat tempts you with your weekly Crap round up!

Porno Cat knows what you want.

Porno Cat is tired of all of the accusations.

Yes, he did pose for this photo. Yes, he did face tough times upon moving to Los Angeles. Yes, he did trust the wrong people. Yes, he does believe that feline sexuality is a beautiful thing that nobody should ever be ashamed of, ever.

But he denies in the strongest possible terms the allegation that he did it just to draw attention to his master’s blog posts. Porno Cat might make mistakes, but he isn’t Screech, people.

Porno Cat cries. As he does so, he asks that you honor his suffering with a visit to this week’s Studies in Crap posts:

First, at the Pitch and the Village Voice, a look at the rare SiC book that isn’t actually all that Crappy: a Canadian sex-ed comic book from the 1980s that features stories about mothers realizing that of course their hot young daughters should jaunt off to Winnipeg for hotel parties with dudes in bands. In this piece, Alan misspelled “Manitoba” and included at least one joke that, upon re-reading, makes no sense.

Meanwhile, the LA Weekly has a mid-century beaut packed with crazy sex-stuff but still much less explicit Porno Cat’s hawt pix. It’s 1950’s The Illustrated Encyclopedia of Sex, a book that will leave you wondering how previous generations got it together long enough to make you.

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